Bookplates, Nonsense Seals, and Tattoos (oh, my!)
AT LAST, the information on how you can get your hands on the TICKER Swag Pack, perfect for the Penny Farthing superfan OR for adding to a holiday book gift.
What You Get:
TICKER bookmark (showing front and back)
Author-signed bookplate (last line is left free for YOUR name) with 3D gear embellishments
Gold embossed “Overabundance of Nonsense” seal
Violet Nesselrode’s “BAKE CAKE” temporary knuckle tattoos
And how you get it:
- These swag packs ring up at the lower-than-a-fancy-coffee price of $3 each (check, money order, cash if you’re feeling lucky)
- Prep a self-addressed envelope (SASE) at least 4 inches wide and 8 inches long (a #10 business envelope will work) with 2 First Class/Forever stamps on it. I will mark them as “PHOTOS, PLEASE DO NOT BEND” but if you want to make certain that does not happen, you need to send a cardboard photo mailer and up your return postage accordingly
- You can request Ray Ban outlet multiple swag packs returned in the same envelope, but add extra postage to your SASE accordingly
- Mail SASE and payment to:
806 E. 8th Street
Port Angeles, WA 98362
For the moment, these swag packs are only available to US residents. The Wizard behind the curtain is trying to figure out the most cost-effective way to get them overseas, but chances are that it will total out to as much (if not more!) than the cost of the book itself. That said, and if you must have one or perish and are willing to jump through fiery hoops to get one, drop me a line at firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line “TICKER SWAG PACK”
And finally, a note on the “Overabundance of Nonsense” Seals… they are indeed lick-and-stick, but in case of peeling, I recommend using some acid-free glue to adhere them onto your cover.